1. professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

    professorgo:

    The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

    Reblogged from: surprisebitch
  2. condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.



Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

    condescetier:

    hungrylikethewolfie:

    marielikestodraw:

    gaave:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

    actualholidaybakery:

    ehretha:

    A tip from your favorite nurse

    (that’d be me)

    Always have eggs in your fridge

    You just never know when someone will split their head open

    Or cut their finger while cooking

    And so on

    See that membrane there?

    While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

    Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

    The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

    If you even need them that is

    Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

    You’re welcome.

    I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

    It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

    Whoah science.

    Neato.

    Supercool.

    image

    Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

    it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

    woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

    Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

    They cant fix the economy

    Reblogged from: guy
  3. crystallized-teardrops:

    having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

    Reblogged from: parkingstrange
  4. Reblogged from: svveden
  5. vvhitechicks:

    majere636:

    vvhitechicks:

    if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

    as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

    actual scientific proof

    Reblogged from: asian
  6. Update RE: YouTube Sex Abuse

    lacigreen:

    Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed some quieting, this problem has not been solved and we’re still working on it. Here’s what I’m personally working on:

    Working with the survivors. Another charge of…

    Reblogged from: lacigreen
  7. tastefullyoffensive:

[explosm]
    Reblogged from: tastefullyoffensive
  8. Update RE: YouTube Sex Abuse

    lacigreen:

    Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed some quieting, this problem has not been solved and we’re still working on it. Here’s what I’m personally working on:

    Working with the survivors. Another charge of…

    Reblogged from: lacigreen
  9. Update RE: YouTube Sex Abuse

    lacigreen:

    Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed some quieting, this problem has not been solved and we’re still working on it. Here’s what I’m personally working on:

    Working with the survivors. Another charge of…

    Reblogged from: lacigreen
  10. Update RE: YouTube Sex Abuse

    lacigreen:

    Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed some quieting, this problem has not been solved and we’re still working on it. Here’s what I’m personally working on:

    Working with the survivors. Another charge of…

    Reblogged from: lacigreen
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